Devon,
the Flabby Contortionist.
Devon
Morf is the frontman and mastermind behind the wacky hijinx that is
All You Can Eat. He studies Capoeira, a Brasilian
combination of fighting and dancing. Devon is the kind of guy who,
instead of washing his socks
on tour, just buys new ones as he goes bcause he knows nothing will
get that smell out. He also has a messy room, a jumbled brain, and
a very dirty mind. In fact, the only aspect of him that would be considered "clean" is
his aversion to chemicals and animal products. He has an affinity for
Asian transvestites and don't let him tell you otherwise.
What else does he do? THIS. And THIS. |
Danny,
friend to old ladies everywhere.
Danny
plays guitar for All You Can Eat and does it with intense fury that
is
commonly mistaken for a short temper. He currently lives in San
Francisco with his wife and two daughters. He enjoys sushi,
dark metal, and necking with his wife. |
Myron,
the oldest, yet least mature member of this ensemble.
| Myron plays
drums, and he plays them well. Some people think he's old and grumpy.
Some people
are often correct. But he can out-jump any drummer
on this earth.
Though he may deny it, Myron has an incredible pheromone
count, rendering many females, and the occasional male, unable to resist
him.
But settle down, Myron is married and has two - count 'em TWO! - sweet little
ones. At he and Angie's wedding their cake statues were not husband
and wife, but solid brass, hand-carved (by them) Ultraman
and Mothra figurines! And their wedding bands are Godzilla scales. So fear
not, Myron may be pushing 40 but he's still pulling 15 right behind
him. What else does he do? THIS |
Craigums
relays the info that Grease is, in fact, the word.
"Craigums
wears bass for internationally ignored All You Can Eat." -it
said somewhere. That pretty much covers it. |