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Unreleased:

• Megaman Theme Song - As products of the video game generation, how could we not cover Megaman? Answer me that, foolio. If we ever get around to releasing One Big Disappointment this song may end up on there, but in all reality that will never happen.
  
  
• The Love Set - 3 songs from the first YM demo tape (Listen To Your Mother) that were rerecorded some reason. With all luck it won't be released, but I'll bet you these will find your way onto One Big Disappointment.
  
  
• Being Vegan Made Bradley Fat - An unreleased song live at the Gilman Street Beach Party sometime in January 1998. Plus witty banter. Joe didn't know the lyrics to this song (I don't think he learned them even now) and Mikey didn't have an A string.
  
  
• Do The Toxic Waltz - Oh yeah, it's the classic Exodus moshfest! Did I mention that the first time I met Craig's dad we were doing the Toxic Waltz in the pit at an Exodus show? Now I did. Anyway, this song is on the Golfing Record or whatever the hell its called. Anyway, its that record on 208 records that hasn't come out yet. The song is actually part of another epic song, Help Yourself 97. Funny that its 1999 now, and Help Yourself 97 still hasn't been released. We tried to write HY98, but at the same time I was lobbying for a switch to HYNT. HY99 may be written soon, or we may just move on to HY2000, the techno version.
  

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Other Crap:

• If Spankin' it Were an Olympic Event, I Would be Sponsored By Nike (or maybe Kleenex) - Nothing like a song about masterbation. This song can be found on the Making Jogging A Threat Again 7"
  
  
• Why I'll Never Have Another Girlfriend - Hopefully this is the last song Craig writes about Kate. Soon after writing it, he started dating Corey. Hmm. Stay tuned for the Sequel "OK, So I Swore I Was Only Going To Date Men, But My Hormones Got The Best Of Me." Anyway, this song is off of some Brazilian compilation, and can also be found on the Making Jogging A Threat Again 7". A live version featuring the legendary Tel Aviv on trumpet can be found on the threatingly bad Nancy Vandal/Your Mother split live CD.
  
  
• I'm So Happy - We used to cover Ringwurm's "Mental Sidewalk" but then they got mad at us and said "write your own damn Mental Sidewalk!!" So here it is, our own damn Mental Sidewalk. From the Another Probe 7" With A Girl On The Cover.
  
  
• Don't Fuck With The Ghost (australian version) - from the Nancy Vandal/Your Mother split live CD that you probably don't have. Another live version of this appears on the Blleeaauuurrrgghh! A Music War 7" on Slap A Ham records.
  
  
• Sprouts - From the Nancy Vandal/Your Mother split live CD, another live version appears on the America In Decline compilation by Six Weeks.
  
  
• The Prisoner - From the Nancy Vandal/Your Mother split live CD, Craig shows his sensitive side and sings about sexy buff men taking advantage of him.
  
  
• Fight For Your Right To Rasta - Here's some serious crap! You think we're bad now? Once we were even worse! Yup, those are vocal effects you hear. Stellar bass playing by Alan. Brad wasn't in the band yet and Craig played drums. This painfully appeared on the 1992 Pasture Of Muppets demo tape. Yuck.
  
  
• Sprouts, live on Nardwuar's show - This is the much saught-after rare Canadian live version of Sprouts. This originally appeared (without Nardwuar's intro) on the America In Decline comp LP from Six Weeks.