New Your Mother album for 2011!
“One Big Disappointment!”

Sources say it lives up to its name!

The exciting sequel to Your Mother's 1995 semi-hit album One Big Inside Joke is finally available. After years of expensive litigation and blackmail, the master tapes have seen the light of day and are ready for your purchase in new exciting high quality 320kbps mp3 "download" format. One Big Disappointment features 39 songs recorded between 1996-2009, lovingly remastered and sequenced by Hot Lixx Hulahan in Kip Winger's basement. Most songs previously available only on obscure vinyl records, others never before released! For good reason! They're awful! I mean, wait, did I say that out loud? Included in the download is a 16 page companion booklet featuring over a hundred embarrassing photos and a comprehensive blow-by-blow analysis of the entire album by Craigums and Alan the Genius.

Due to excessive copyright violations and other ethical blunders, YourMother.com is the only online source for One Big Disappointment. Not available on iTunes or wherever else you purchase "music".

Name your own price!
This labor of love, to us, is priceless and couldn't possibly have a value attached. However, here are a few prices we suggest you may want to pay, using exciting new "Pay Pal" technology.

Yeah, $5 seems reasonable $5.00 El cheapo $2.00 What, 39 songs isn't worth much to you? $3.00 I mean seriously, it took us 15 years to finish this album $4.00 Unless you really love us $6.00 And feel we've enriched your life somehow $7.00 Maybe you named your firstborn after us $8.00 Or your dog? $9.00 Or your mother? $10.00

Note: Click the "return to onebigdisappointment@gmail.com" link on the Paypal invoice when done to get the album!

What, you're some sort of cheap jerk who doesn't value years of hard work and toil? You don't want our kids to go to a decent college? Oops, I left a link for you to download (192kbps, if you want the 320, you need to plunk down a couple bucks) it without paying right here. Some people call that stealing... some people call it liberating music from its oppressive overlords. If you have no conscious, are a bad, bad person or promise to mail us a box of cookies as payment, go nuts with that link. The rest of you should at least give us a few dollars, OK?

Track Listing:

1. Funzone
2. I'll Be Mellow When I'm dead
3. Brusha Brusha Brusha
4. If Spankin' it Were an Olympic Event...
5. Friends Don't Let Friends Drink and talk
6. I'm So Happy
7. Dare To Be Stupid
8. Megaman
9. The Prisoner
10. Dinger Sofa
11. Mr. Robinson
12. Happy Birthday
13. Greg: Masturbator
14. Why I'll Never Have Another Girlfriend
15. Mr. Color TV
16. Saccity-Sac
17. Freewheel Burnin'
18. True Story
19. Lemme Be Ur Hog
20. Do You Know the Way To (Become A) San Jose?
21. Don't Fuck with the Ghost
22. Your Mother vs Nardwuar
23. Everything You Know is Wrong
24. Love 1 (radio edit)
25. Love 2 (hella Mix)
26. Love 3 (swing jam)
27. Love 4 (Hate)
28. Huh?
29. Your Mother live
30. Mosh Garden
31. Help Yourself '97
32. The Ballad of Butthead Jeff
33. Jealousy
34. The Worst Thing
35. Being Vegan Made Bradley Fat
36. Leggo My Falafel
37. Wool Thieves
38. Waiting for the Good Part
39. 1-2-3 Baby, Yeah!