The exciting sequel to Your Mother's 1995 semi-hit album One Big Inside Joke is finally available. After years of expensive litigation and blackmail, the master tapes have seen the light of day and are ready for your purchase in new exciting high quality 320kbps mp3 "download" format. One Big Disappointment features 39 songs recorded between 1996-2009, lovingly remastered and sequenced by Hot Lixx Hulahan in Kip Winger's basement. Most songs previously available only on obscure vinyl records, others never before released! For good reason! They're awful! I mean, wait, did I say that out loud? Included in the download is a 16 page companion booklet featuring over a hundred embarrassing photos and a comprehensive blow-by-blow analysis of the entire album by Craigums and Alan the Genius.
Due to excessive copyright violations and other ethical blunders, YourMother.com is the only online source for One Big Disappointment. Not available on iTunes or wherever else you purchase "music".
Note: Click the "return to firstname.lastname@example.org" link on the Paypal invoice when done to get the album!
What, you're some sort of cheap jerk who doesn't value years of hard work and toil? You don't want our kids to go to a decent college? Oops, I left a link for you to download (192kbps, if you want the 320, you need to plunk down a couple bucks) it without paying right here. Some people call that stealing... some people call it liberating music from its oppressive overlords. If you have no conscious, are a bad, bad person or promise to mail us a box of cookies as payment, go nuts with that link. The rest of you should at least give us a few dollars, OK?