Junkmailer Table of Contents.
You have three
Abridged Version - short, inoffensive, and easy to read.
Family Version - if I proofread correctly, there is not a single
bad word on this page, nor are there any obscene pictures to offend
your gentile eyes.
Uncensored Edition - the real dirt. It's REALLY long but, in
addition to reading about our squashbuckling adventures, you can
also see us in all our ugly, clotheless glory. A true account of
belligerency, inconsideracy, and absurdity. NOT recommended for
anyone who is easily offended. NOT
recommended for immediate family members.
BUT HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!